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When you hire the very funny STEVE MITTLEMAN for your HOLIDAY PARTY / CORPORATE EVENT / ALL OCASSIONS, you hire a CLEAN, seasoned, nationally RESPECTED comedian who has appeared on THE TONIGHT SHOW with CARSON & LENO (SEE LENO CLIP), on LETTERMAN... on SHOWTIME (WINNER of the NY BIG LAFF-OFF), on HBO, on CNN - Larry King: "Very funny!", on ABC (Extreme Makeover, 20/20), on COMEDY CENTRAL, on CBS, on NBC, on ESPN (Celebrity Golf Shows) and on almost every standup TV show out there.
STEVE ON MARRIAGE: "My wife asked me to clean out the fridge. It had been a while. There was a baked potato, it looked like a chia pet." (SEE THE 'STEVE ON RELATIONSHIPS' CLIP.)

Steve has also appeared at many, many private parties & corporate events: ie. IBM, AMEX, PIZZA HUT, THE AMERICAN RED CROSS, MINNESOTA TWINS, U-HAUL, BOEING, CHOICE BRANDS, MEDPLUS, STANTEC, MULTI-MEDIA GRAPHIC NETWORK, FSA (FOOD SERVICE ASSOC.). Endless birthdays, anniversaries and holiday shows.

STEVE ON BEING TALL: "I'm 6'4", I got my height from my parents... Mom's 3'2", dad's 3'2"."

During his 25 + year career Steve has performed with and for: JERRY SEINFELD: "Mittleman is always funny!" STEVE MARTIN: "He's funny!" JACKIE MASON: "Mittleman? A great comedian!" JOHNNY CARSON: "You're my kind of comedian." Steve has also appeared with: Natalie Cole (tour), SHA NA NA (tour), Gladys Knight (tour), Ellen, Rosie, Roseanne, Louis Anderson, Rita Rudner, Dennis Miller, Bill Mahr and many more.

STEVE ON GOLF: "I'm a Star Trek golfer, my ball goes where no ball has ever gone before. I once lost a ball putting... In my house."

Steve has performed in all types of corporate functions and venues: Guest-headlining for the famous Folies Bergere at The Tropicana in Las Vegas, and hundreds of comedy clubs, country clubs, casinos, churches, temples, ballrooms, corporate cruises, a winery and intimate home - parlour performances. You name it. He can emcee AND CUSTOMIZE MATERIAL.

STEVE ON HIS LOOKS: "I had a really weak chin! When I played the violin, I had to shove it in my mouth. "My gym teacher said, "Do 10 chinups." I said, "with what?" "I grew a beard once, it looked like a fur tongue."

Steve's traveled the world: headlining on cruise lines: NCL, Royal Caribbean, Princess, Oceania... And as a celebrity rep for The Luxe Hotels.

STEVE ON TRAVELING: *"I was in a really bad hotel. They stole my towels. You know how some places have a sign that reads, "We have HBO" in this place, the 'H' fell off."

Comic Relief, Bob Zmuda, producer: "If you hire Steve, you hire one of the funniest comics I've worked with. And I've worked with hundreds."

STEVE'S MOM? "A bad cook! She made Jello once, I found a bone."

Allan Johnson, Chicago Tribune: "Mittleman's dry-witted act; his forte, clever jokes delivered in a slightly goofy, yet totally charming, manner."

STEVE'S DAD? "Very strict! When I was 5 years old I accidentally set the house on fire. He sent me to my room."

Duncan Strauss, LA Times: "Clean, clever, understated material imparted with a retiring, kill-em-with-softness delivery. Mittleman enjoys shaping subtle material into various lengths and contexts."

Steve's been in over 50 commercials and numerous sitcoms and feature films ie. 'Roxanne' and 'The Out Of Towners', both with Steve Martin. Some guests will recognize him! You will hear: "I know him." "I've seen him."

Steve was asked to be on ABC'S Extreme Makeover. Yes, out of thousands he was chosen. He jokes about this wild experience: "Who knew ABC stood for 'a bigger chin?'" This led to appearances on Larry King. ABC News, The Bob & Tom Show and a national radio tour. (CHECK OUT 'THE EXTREME MAKEOVER' CLIP.)

STEVE'S SIGNATURE ONE-LINER: "The absolutely worst thing about having a weak chin? It used to take me 3 - 4 hours to change a pillowcase."

Other topics Steve jokes about: Traveling, marriage, dating, cruises, Europe, growing up, LA, sports, restaurants, his son, his parents, his ex, school years, birthdays... When you hire him you'll find out more and be glad you did.

*Interested in something a little different?

STEVE HAS TWO INSPIRING MOTIVATIONAL PROGRAMS:

1. 'LEAVE YOUR FAT BEHIND' -- This ties in HUMOR and WEIGHT LOSS. A 'kick butt' :) presentation that teaches your group simple, yet profound techniques to help in their approach to lose weight and stay fit. Among the keys: YOU'VE GOT TO LIGHTEN' UP TO LIGHTEN' UP. Applying a sense of humor to your self-improvement. Another key is: There is no failure / FALLING OFF A 'DIET' WAGON. This is about living in today, loving your process and building on your successes. We are so used to feeling like we are not succeeding (in this area) and focusing on our faults that it's self-full-filling and we feel like we're failing / falling off some 'wagon'.

This is also a family friendly talk in that we are imparting some poor attitudes and behaviors to our kids. In a humorous way Steve teaches us to lose the initial weight most people ignore -- THE WEIGHT BETWEEN THE EARS.

STEVE: "WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS? SINCE I WAS BORN I'VE GAINED 170 LBS."

TOPPINGS er TOPICS INCLUDE: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FOODIE WHEN? you can turn a 7-11 into a 6-10... FEEL GOOD ABOUT FEELING GOOD... then feel good about looking good... YOUR PAST an ON-GOING EDUCATION. YOUR 'HUMBLE PIE' CHARTS... RAIDING YOUR FRIDGE -- pull up a chair and get comfy... THE GREATEST TRUTHS are the simplest... FORTIFY YOUR SPIRIT... FOODS THAT MEAN LOVE... FEELING IRRESISTABLE... GAIN PERSPECTIVE & LOSE WEIGHT... LAUGHING AT YOURSELF -- BUTT WEIGHT THERE'S MORE... THEY DON'T CALL IT POUND CAKE FOR NOTHING... SELF-COMPASSION... A BINGE DAY... ARCHEOLOGISTS DISCOVER THE FIRST SWEET TOOTH -- I scream, you scream, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE-CREAM... Eat what you like and LET THE FOOD FIGHT IT OUT INSIDE... THE PERFECT GIFT to yourself... EXERCISE: Clearing the table after a meal and the plates during... BOOTY CAMP...

2. BEFORE & LAUGHTER: Steve's wild ride before, during and after being asked and then going through an EXTREME MAKEOVER on ABC.

Picked out of hundreds of thousands of people who applied to the show. Steve is a comedian with a good heart, great insights and now... more than just another pretty face. Let Steve take your group through his fascinating TV journey of BEFORE & LAUGHTER.

CLIPS of Steve on the show sort of navigate and introduce segments of his tale. Who knew ABC stood for 'A BIGGER CHIN'? :)

Join Steve on his wild ride and the lessons he learned that BEAUTY STARTS FROM THE INSIDE OUT. As Steve joked about his past, "I WAS A MALE MODEL -- I MODELED SOCKS... ON THE RADIO.'

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